Moses Meets Joshua Halfway Up The Mountain

by David on January 30, 2010

This is one of my favorite stories. It describes the human condition so well that even though I am retelling the story now, it has not lost any of its magic for me.

It is a biblical story and it goes like this.

The Jews – some two and a half million of them – have left Egypt and are now at Mt Sinai. They see and hear God and they are so overwhelmed that their senses are scrambled: They hear sights and see sounds.

Moses now goes up the mountain to speak with God. He is gone far longer than the people expect, and they start to get nervous.

A minority make a small gold idol – a gold calf – so they can make contact with God. God has just told them that idols are forbidden – intermediaries of any kind are forbidden – so the idolaters are clearly in the wrong. But they are dancing their hearts out when Moses begins his descent from the mountain.

To place things in context, it is hard now in the 21st century to see the attraction of idolatry. But in those days it was a big thing – big enough that God had to command people not to do it.

So, back to the story – Joshua meanwhile starts up the mountain, intent on meeting Moses and placating him because he knows he will be angry.

They meet and Moses asks what the noise is that he can hear below. Joshua tells him it is only a vocal minority who have made an idol and that the mass of the people are opposed to it.

And Moses replies, no, that is not the sound of people opposed to what the minority have done. What I can hear is a lot of people sitting on the fence.

Heard from Rabbi Tatz, Jerusalem 1997

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I Cut Up The Cushion Of My Dreams

by David on January 15, 2010

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Happy Holidays? What Are They Talking About?

by David on December 22, 2009

Are you American? In that case, ‘Happy Holidays!’

Are you British? In that case ‘Happy Holidays!’ conjures up images of skiing in Switzerland, but what it most certainly does not do is conjure up images of Christmas, and New Year and all the other festivals there may be at this time of year.

That is because in British English, we don’t use the phrase ‘Happy Holidays’.

Well of course that is not 100% true because in England, all kinds of American phrases have crept into the language.

But ‘Happy Holidays’ would have a long way to go to make a general dint in the panoply of phrases the English do use – from ‘Merry Christmas’, and ‘Happy New Year’, to that good old generic ‘Season’s Greetings’.

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A Nod to Clive Myrie

December 17, 2009

On the BBC TV news just now was a report of a father who had put forty or more needles into his young child. The child was now en route to hospital to have the needles removed from inside his body, including two needles that were lodged in his heart.
The presenter finished reporting the piece [...]

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One Hundred Milliliters Of Airport Security

December 17, 2009

On the BBC’s You and Yours a couple of days ago I listened to a program about airport security in the UK following the attempt by terrorists in 2006 to blow up airliners using liquid explosives.
In response to the threat, airports in the UK forbad passengers from bringing more than 100ml of liquid into [...]

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Complete Sentences To Order

December 14, 2009

Ever have the feeling you know what you want but you are stuck for words? Well now you can leave all that behind.
I am pleased to supply unlimited numbers of words for all your needs.
I can supply nouns, adjectives, adverbs and other parts of speech at discounted rates.
Whole sentences supplied to order – just [...]

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A love affair with poetry

November 8, 2009

I had a poem. It ran away to sea and took me
with it.
We were lovers – sailed through storms, sang in ports, in streets,
in public
We didn’t care – we were taken with the time
I remember catching sight of your face
many times
And being lifted, happy as only words
can be
I knew – and that was all there [...]

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