I was in New Jersey in a supermarket looking for cheese and I couldn’t find it.
A man came out of the back, white coat, and hair swept back. He would have fitted right in with the Sopranos.
I asked him where the cheese was and he showed me, except what he showed me was the soft cheese. I said no, I was looking for hard cheese and he said “You mean cheddar and shit like that?”
The thing is he wasn’t swearing, he was just talking.